Monday, April 03, 2006

Five Most Dreaded Words

What are the five most dreaded words to hear from your friend that just moved here from the sticks and you proceeded to take out on a night on the town and get her drunk off her ass?

"Girl, your tire is flat."

What is funnier than George W Bush trying to run the country?

Whatching two drunk bitches try to change a tire... at 3am!


DJ

1 Comments:

At 1:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LIES and deceptions! I wasn't THAT drunk and it's not like I didn't help! I called Aunt Sue, who, inturn, suggested we call Red Rob. But I about PEED on my self here in the clinic reading that. I had almost blocked it out of my memory. GURL we need HELP!

RanD

 

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